Unanswered universal question.

"Why would anyone wear a cubic zirconium encrusted tap?

Actually, I kind of want one."

A humble residence indeed.

This is probably the most amazing house I have ever built in the sims, and I am now sharing it as an indicator of how much spare time I sometimes find I have.

Sleeping habits.

There was a stage earlier in the year where thanks to late night conversations and early morning starts, I had what I would classify as "weird and illogical sleeping patterns". So for funsies, I decided it would be a good idea to make a chart about my sleeping patterns in a typical Alice week. The interesting part was when I decided, for scientific integrity, to add a line of best fit.


LOOK AT THAT. +1 to circadian rhythms, I suppose. This has become relevent to my life again, as I slept for like 12 hours last night to combat the 4 I had the night before. Win.

And while we're on the converging topics of sleeping and statistics, apparently averaging at more than eight hours of sleep a night has a higher correlation with DEATH. I won't even try to use my knowledge of statistics to analyse this suggestion, as this is a long post and I want to scare people.

The true meaning of common internet abbreviations.

Or, conversation overheard. This was in the lolly shop at my university, aaaages ago. I cherish this memory above all others (notably any memory of university content).

Clerk 1: I need coinage BTW.
Clerk 2: You're a BTW!
Clerk 3: Do you even know what BTW is!?
Clerk 2: Yeah...
Clerk 3: Good, cause I don't...Bitching...Cow...Walrus?

Once I went through this phase where I didn't like my face, and was never quite happy with my facebook photo.

This in combination with upcoming exams only meant one solution:

Drunk incident #046

So, early this morning I wandered into my room, and crashed at roughly 3am. I woke up again at 6am, most likely still inebriated, and looked out the window...the sun was beginning to come up. And I thought to myself,

"The air outside looks so nice and light blue, I MUST WALK IN IT!"

So I did. It was a mistake, and I retreated back to bed shivering.

In conclusion? Pretty sure I am the reason people invented bedsocks.

so I herd u liek...

My friend once decided that "So I herd u liek" would be an amazing name for home-brand products. Not long after, his girlfriend broke up with him (unrelated) and he was sad, so I broke out my extreeeeeeeme photoshop SKILLZ to make this for him.


If I were less of a lazy human being, I would have had this printed on stickers and replaced all the brand logos in his house.

Introductory blog posts are slightly awkward.

I am ashamed to admit that I have enough experience in creating (and later abandoning) blogs to be aware of this fact.

So this here is essentially an internets dump, which I doubt many people will read, but nonetheless shall hopefully be filled with things like comic-ly goodness (though my art sucks), quotes (probably from me drunk. I say nice things whilst drunk), or...I don't know, anything. So hopefully maybe entertaining, but if not, you have a nice smexy red X in the top right of your screen, and once again on the far right of your browser tabs. Learn to internet, geez.